1. |
Second Puberty
01:51
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Second puberty
whatcha do to me
I thought it was all finished up now
I got hair
everywhere
it's growing down my back
I got zits
on my tits
they’re growing everywhere now
Second puberty
whatcha do to me
I thought it was all finished up now
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2. |
Party Sub
01:51
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its 12 feet long and three feet wide
if I try to eat it all ill die
so can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
I just can’t do this on my own
that's why I had to pick up the phone
so can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
Party sub
party sub
party sub
party sub
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3. |
210 Todd
02:12
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210 todd
he’s a teenage god
210 todd
he’s just doing his job
in the night he’s pushing
with all of his might
what a sight he’s pushing
the shopping carts alright
210, 210, 210, todd
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4. |
Bad Friend
02:42
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I don’t know what to say
I'll probably nod and walk away
I just think you are so cool
but you probably think I’m such a tool
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend
I’ll just stay home again
like a rusty ball and chain
I am waiting for your call
but I won’t think to make my own at all
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be you’re best friend best friend
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be you’re best friend best friend
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5. |
Waster
02:09
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I waste my money
I waste my time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I waste your money
I waste your time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I waste your money
I waste your time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I got no money
I got no time
it's not so funny
that I’m not gonna be alright
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6. |
Dread
01:59
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Existential dread
living in my head
existential dread
I can feel it in my chest
even when I try my best
Existential dread
living in my head
existential dread
It doesn’t matter what I do
it's nothing good man its nothing new
it's nothing
it's nothing
it's nothing
it's nothing
I'm nothing
I’m nothing
I’m nothing
I’m nothing
We’re nothing
We’re nothing
We’re nothing
We’re nothing
existential dread
existential dread
existential dread
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7. |
Confidence
02:27
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I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb
and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong
no confidence
no confidence
and I wanna be that guy
the one who everybody high fives
I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb
and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong
no confidence
no confidence
but ill never be that guy
the one who everybody high fives
cus I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb
and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong
no confidence
no confidence
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8. |
Commando
02:47
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I just wanna hide away
but you and your choppers you ruined my day
you said you’re gonna take my daughter
well you’re all asking to be slaughtered
cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with
you better get out of my way
somewhere somehow someone's gonna pay
I’m gonna go and save my daughter
and your all gonna all be slaughtered
cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with
And I eat green barets for breakfast
and I eat green barets for lunch
you better get out of my way
or you’re gonna feel my punch
cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with
cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with
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9. |
JCVD
02:15
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I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me
Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man
Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man
he’s the muscles
from Brussels
he’s the muscles
from Brussels
I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me
Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man
Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man
he’s the muscles
from Brussels
he’s the muscles
from Brussels
I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me
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10. |
Jojo
02:48
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oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan
don’t throw your life away
trash prince for another day
I don’t know what else I can say
just back away
back away
back away
from that swan
oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan
don’t throw your life away
trash prince for another day
I don’t know what else I can say
just run away
run away
run away
from that swan
don’t change your clothes and don’t brush your hair
do whatever you want man I don’t care
oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan
oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan
oh Jojo
please don’t go
oh Jojo
please don’t go
oh Jojo
please don’t go
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