Watch Out For The Bullies

by Dad Jokes

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released February 24, 2017

Recorded and Mixed at Mezzanine by Edward Castelow
Mastered by Mikey Young
All songs written and performed by Ian Brown and Matthew Wall
Gang Vocals by Mookie, Buzzy, Cozy, Tiff, Calum, Ryan, Ed, Hannah
Synths and Organs by Edward Castelow
Album Design by Hadley Donaldson

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Track Name: Second Puberty
Second puberty
whatcha do to me
I thought it was all finished up now

I got hair
everywhere
it's growing down my back

I got zits
on my tits
they’re growing everywhere now

Second puberty
whatcha do to me
I thought it was all finished up now
Track Name: Party Sub
its 12 feet long and three feet wide
if I try to eat it all ill die

so can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub

I just can’t do this on my own
that's why I had to pick up the phone

so can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub
can you help me eat this party sub

Party sub
party sub
party sub
party sub
Track Name: 210 Todd
210 todd
he’s a teenage god
210 todd
he’s just doing his job

in the night he’s pushing
with all of his might
what a sight he’s pushing
the shopping carts alright

210, 210, 210, todd
Track Name: Bad Friend
I don’t know what to say
I'll probably nod and walk away
I just think you are so cool
but you probably think I’m such a tool

I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend

I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend

I’ll just stay home again
like a rusty ball and chain
I am waiting for your call
but I won’t think to make my own at all

I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend

I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
I don't wanna be a bad friend bad friend

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be you’re best friend best friend

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be you’re best friend best friend
Track Name: Waster
I waste my money
I waste my time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine

I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster

I waste your money
I waste your time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine

I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster

I waste your money
I waste your time
don’t you think its funny
that I’m gonna be just fine

I'm a waster
I'm a waster
I'm a waster

I got no money
I got no time
it's not so funny
that I’m not gonna be alright
Track Name: Dread
Existential dread
living in my head
existential dread

I can feel it in my chest
even when I try my best

Existential dread
living in my head
existential dread

It doesn’t matter what I do
it's nothing good man its nothing new

it's nothing
it's nothing
it's nothing
it's nothing

I'm nothing
I’m nothing
I’m nothing
I’m nothing

We’re nothing
We’re nothing
We’re nothing
We’re nothing

existential dread
existential dread
existential dread
Track Name: Confidence
I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb

and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong

no confidence
no confidence

and I wanna be that guy
the one who everybody high fives

I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb

and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong

no confidence
no confidence

but ill never be that guy
the one who everybody high fives

cus I got no confidence
when it comes to consequence
it turns out everything I ever do is dumb

and I got no common sense
when it comes to compliments
it turns out everything I ever say is wrong

no confidence
no confidence
Track Name: Commando
I just wanna hide away
but you and your choppers you ruined my day
you said you’re gonna take my daughter
well you’re all asking to be slaughtered

cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with

you better get out of my way
somewhere somehow someone's gonna pay
I’m gonna go and save my daughter
and your all gonna all be slaughtered

cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with

And I eat green barets for breakfast
and I eat green barets for lunch
you better get out of my way
or you’re gonna feel my punch

cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with

cus I'm a commando
save Alyssa Milano
you just don’t know
who you’re fucking with
Track Name: JCVD
I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me

Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man

Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man

he’s the muscles
from Brussels
he’s the muscles
from Brussels

I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me


Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man

Jean Claude Van Damme
he is the man

he’s the muscles
from Brussels
he’s the muscles
from Brussels

I wanna be jcvd
that's who I want to be
I saw him in the movies
he looked pretty cool to me
Track Name: Jojo
oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan

don’t throw your life away
trash prince for another day
I don’t know what else I can say

just back away
back away
back away
from that swan

oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan

don’t throw your life away
trash prince for another day
I don’t know what else I can say

just run away
run away
run away
from that swan

don’t change your clothes and don’t brush your hair
do whatever you want man I don’t care

oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan

oh Jojo
please don’t go
any closer to that swan

oh Jojo
please don’t go
oh Jojo
please don’t go
oh Jojo
please don’t go